標題:英語笑話一 日期:2016-03-15

 Why is he howling 他為什麼要叫
 
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!
 
牙醫：請不要再叫了，我都還沒有碰著你的牙齒啊！
病人：但是，你知道嗎，你踩到我腳了！！！
 
Saving money 存錢
 
Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.
Wife: And now?
Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.
 
丈夫：在娶你進門之前，我從來沒有想過要存錢。
妻子：那現在呢?
丈夫：現在我在想，要是沒有娶你的話，我可以存多少錢。